Archive | June, 2011

I Need a Throne of Skulls

June 28, 2011

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I Need A Throne of Skulls I need a throne of skulls. It’s that obvious. How is a man of my temperament supposed to operate in this day and age without a throne of skulls? It’s ridiculous to think that I could be the successful freelance writer that I am without having a throne of […]

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The 2011 Bram Stoker Awards

June 26, 2011

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The 2011 Bram Stoker Awards were held recently by the Horror Writers Association. Several close friends of mine won awards and I just wanted to take a moment to congratulate them. Here is a list of winners from the HWA’s site (www.horror.org): HWA Announces 2010 Bram Stoker Award Winners Superior Achievement in a NOVEL   […]

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Working for David Lynch

June 22, 2011

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I work for David Lynch. Like faith in God or the existence of UFO’s, I believe this to be true despite the lack of any evidence. Let me describe my work week to you.

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I am an idiot

June 21, 2011

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We all do stupid things from time to time, yet years ago I decided to revolve my life around one of them. You see, I have chosen the single most masochistic, cruel, and unforgiving career path imaginable. I suppose there are worse decisions. Scraping up elephant dung at the circus seems rather thankless, as does […]

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