Tag: Cthulhu

Big Bird Responds to Presidential Debate

The nation gathered around their television sets last night for the first debate in the 2012 Presidential Election. While the suspected topics of health care, the economy, and Cthulhu took up a large portion of the debate between President Barrack Obama and his challenger,¬†Massachusetts…

Top Issues for Presidential Election Are Economy, Cthulhu

A new study shows that the top issues discussed by both Republican and Democratic Presidential candidates are the economy and the possible rising of Cthulhu. Dr. Herbert West, a Professor at Miskatonic University in¬†Massachusetts, has spent the last four months compiling data from every…