Working for David Lynch

I work for David Lynch.

Like faith in God or the existence of UFO’s, I believe this to be true despite the lack of any evidence.

Actually, I work for his hair.

Let me describe my work week to you.

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I am an idiot

We all do stupid things from time to time, yet years ago I decided to revolve my life around one of them. You see, I have chosen the single most masochistic, cruel, and unforgiving career path imaginable.

I suppose there are worse decisions. Scraping up elephant dung at the circus seems rather thankless. But, in many ways, I have also decided to toil in filth.

What was this idiotic decision?

I became a writer.

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