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10 Responses to Anger Against the Marriage Equality Ruling

June 26, 2015

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    Here are your responses to the angry rhetoric over today’s Supreme Court decision. No need to pick just one! (1) “It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.” Actually, it’s Adam and Lilith. Lilith left Adam because he was abusive and God punished her for caring about her own well-being. Eve was Adam’s […]

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Why Are You Crying?

April 12, 2013

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Why are you crying? Are you hungry?¬†Here, eat. Why are you still crying? Maybe you’re full. Let me burp you. Why are you still crying? Do you want to be put down? No? Held? No? Maybe it’s too quiet, let me put on some music. Too loud? I’ll turn the music off. Wanna dance? Sit […]

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5 Most Annoying Christmas Songs

December 21, 2012

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I love Christmas. I love the lights and the Christmas trees and even the shopping. I love bundling up against the cold weather and how everyone seems a little cheerier, just a little lighter and happier, even with the stress of the holidays. And I especially love Christmas music. But there’s a dark underbelly to […]

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Second Presidential Debate Incites Riot

October 17, 2012

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Audiences tuning into the second of three debates between President Barack Obama and Governor Mitt Romney last night were expecting what one member of the town hall audience described as a “knock down, drag out fight.” They were disappointed. “It wasn’t what we wanted to see,” said Debbie Watkins, a college student from UCLA who […]

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Vice-Presidential Debate Takes Unpredicted Turn

October 12, 2012

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Last night, millions tuned in to watch the Vice-President Joe Biden and Congressman Paul Ryan square off at Centre College in Danville, KY. Viewer expectations were mixed, with those on the right anxious to get a first look at Paul Ryan’s debating prowess, and viewers on the left wanting to see Biden bring a tougher […]

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Big Bird Responds to Presidential Debate

October 4, 2012

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The nation gathered around their television sets last night for the first debate in the 2012 Presidential Election. While the suspected topics of health care, the economy, and Cthulhu took up a large portion of the debate between President Barrack Obama and his challenger,¬†Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney, the surprise topic was PBS. As part of […]

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Top Issues for Presidential Election Are Economy, Cthulhu

September 7, 2012

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A new study shows that the top issues discussed by both Republican and Democratic Presidential candidates are the economy and the possible rising of Cthulhu. Dr. Herbert West, a Professor at Miskatonic University in¬†Massachusetts, has spent the last four months compiling data from every speech, interview, and press statement made by both the Obama and […]

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9 Stupid Facts About the US Government

August 17, 2012

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I find politics absolutely absurd in this day and age. Part of it is the mouth-frothing vehemence that people exhibit when holding to their views (or, rather, the views their party tells them they should have). Another part of it is due to what we choose to get up in arms about. The fact that […]

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The Clone Wars

August 30, 2011

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I’m Getting Really Tired of My Clone In the beginning it was rather nice. We were into all of the same books, the same movies, liked the same restaurants. We’d take turns going to work or cleaning the house. And he was always brutally honest about what that shirt looked like on me. But then […]

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They Just Don’t Riot Like They Used To

July 29, 2011

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I remember watching the Los Angeles Riots in the early nineties. As a kid in East Tennessee, it might as well have been footage from Mars. I’d never seen anything even remotely resembling the bubbling anger and resentment that poured into the streets and erupted in fire. Years later, I’d see old footage of the […]

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